Once again, I am behind on schedule. I have missed out on some blogging deadlines (placed there by nobody other than myself, which made them that much easier to break). My inspiration is running a bit dry so this blog is going to be a pretty simple one.
One of the lists I have been adding items to lately on Wunderlist, is one about songs with confusing lyrics.
For example, the song Boy with a Coin. Beautiful song with a beautiful but totally unrelated (as far as I can tell) video.
I sort of get the first verse, but then he starts changing the iron:wine ratio, it seems and goes full on delirium when he sings:
A girl with a bird she found in the snow
Then flew up her gown and that’s how she knows
If God made her eyes for crying at birth
Then left the ground to circle the earth
I guess the bird is some sort of sexual metaphor? Symbol of her virginity? If so, I would imagine the bird would be flying OUT from under her gown and abandoning her forever, as she apparently becomes pregnant?
Someone who DOES know about contraceptives is Alanis Morisette, or at least that is what I thought the “jagged little pill” she dedicated her album to referred to. Thinking on it a bit harder and listening to the song that these words actually come from, it might actually refer to some sort of hallucinogenic drug, but it’s open to interpretation….
But that’s not the song I wanted to mention here anyway. The lyrical confusion I wanted to share comes from one of my favorite songs by her, which is “Not the doctor”. I won’t post the whole song here, but you can check it out on youtube. The part I have always wondered about goes like this:
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you’d find some way to sneak me in and oh
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom
You see it’s too much to ask for and I am not the doctor
What’s this bottle with holes along the bottom?? Can’t think of any medicine or drug that comes in a bottle with holes along the bottom… I have even asked doctors this question… and if it’s a metaphor, than what does it symbolize?? Anyone?
Another song that always leaves me in this bundle of confusion is this song by Nelly Furtado (but written by Chris Martin, if I remember correctly) is “All good things (come to an end)”. Again, the videoclip is totally unrelated to the lyrics and kind of weird all together, but it kind of fits because:
Dogs were whistling a new tune barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could die
That’s some pretty depressive stuff, don’t you think? So your breakup was so heavy that even the dog wants to kill himself now?? Geesh!
And this isn’t the first time Chris Martin’s lyrics confused me…. All though I have almost all Coldplay records and listened to them fanatically in high school, I always skipped this one weird song: Yellow. I don’t get it!!
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.
OK, nothing weird there. Stars can totally be yellow, right? And they’re shining for me, yeah! But then it gets weird:
I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called “Yellow”.
What did I do? and who or what was called yellow? No comprendo!
So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all yellow.
Did you drop a can of paint maybe? or did you squish a banana? Did life give you lemons? eggs? corn? sunflowers?
I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.
‘Cause you were all yellow,
Ok, I get it…… You’re talking about the minions movie now, right?
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow.
Did you use a yellow marker to draw the line? Yellow chalk? And why did you draw a line anyhow? Chris be honest…. are you high?
If any one of you out there has any ideas about these lyrics, do enlighten me… And if you know any other confusing songs, do share! 🙂
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Hahahaha! Your commentary is priceless! 😀
Thanks, Andi! 🙂